Ya know what? Writing songs shouldn’t be hard. At least not as hard as it appears sometimes. Granted, there’s more to writing a good song then just rhyming words together… take note ALL rap “artists” out there… but if one were to listen to a few songs that are currently floating around in the universe [...]
I Feel Pretty
Which is probably why Pretty slammed me with that lawsuit. All I can say is if she didn’t want the attention she should’ve said so. Ya know, in English. Audible English. Wow, that makes me sound terrible… time to redeem myself as a human being… so, inappropriate attention, huh? Ya like? WHAT! I’ve never [...]
Don’t Sue Me
Alright, people with a little more foresight than myself (ie. everyone!) have pointed out to me that I should probably put up a disclaimer so I don’t get angry complaint emails. They fill up your inbox and make it that much harder to find those emails about natural penis enlargement… um, I imagine. Anyway, [...]
Wheelchairs
Wheelchairs. Those elegant beasts. Majestically strolling across the savannah, heads held high, searching for prey in their never-ending quest for survival. Or something. I could have them confused with, you know, actual animals. But whatever the case may be, the facts are undeniable: everyone loves wheelchairs! Seriously. Everyone. Don’t try and deny it, put your [...]
Inaugural Post
Well, the title kinda says it all, doesn’t it? This, right here, the post you are reading right now (or absorbing through your fingertips, I don’t discriminate against mutants… you freaks!) This is indeed the inaugural post. We originally had a cannon and some fireworks as celebration, but… well, a coupla pranks got out of [...]
